I came to the conclusion that I do not want to bore you to death with fancy job titles and endless lists of certificates and other achievements. ...'cause in the end, it doesn't even matter. (duh....now I can't get that song out of my head...). 

So who am I?  

Think about the qualities these two words embody and they will provide a complete picture of who I am. 

The fact that I am a German living in Canada is not entirely unimportant, so I thought I should mention this as well.